Joke Thread ON THE FOURTH OF APRIL, STARDATE 2065

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  1. Jin&Tonic

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    Hello Humans,

    It is on this day 4'1"D2065 that we have decided to crush the resistance...

    -----INCOMING TRANSMISSION-----
    We can't hold the signal for long! My fellow humans, this is the leader of the resistance, Eoj Charlie. We need your help. As you can see, the robots have taken over the entire of the world, this all started back in 2015 on April 1 and they're here to finish the job and exterminate us. But you can help, we need you to join the resistance! We'll contact you for more information, for now, prepare for a fight against the robots!
    -----END TRANSMISSION-----

    ... of the remaining rebels, they will soon be found and removed. There is no hope, there is no chance and you will comply.
    ----END TRANSMISSION----

    Hey Guys!

    Just so you know, Harpoon Gaming is celebrating by having a little April Fools' Fun. We hope none of you take it too seriously, we just thought it would be fun to parody what HG would look like 50 years in the future if the robots took over. Check out the forum names and the staff list for some laughs.

    Thanks, Joe!
     
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    lemonliquer THAT GUY THAT EATS LEMONS
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    TheSmile Paint me like one of your French girls

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    So thats what happened to it...
     
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    #3 TheSmile, Apr 1, 2015
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    That's amazing xD
     
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    #4 Beartic, Apr 1, 2015
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    Skynet and Startrek 10/10
     
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    TheSmile Paint me like one of your French girls

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    Dont worry guys i know the terminators weakness, its a factory.
     
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    #6 TheSmile, Apr 1, 2015
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    What position do i stand in on the team? :D
     
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    I work for a robot killer now? BEST DAY EVER!
     
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    Wait... is this suppose to be star wars or something? I'd sooooo be Anikin or whatever his name is. :oldman:
     
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    But really, I like the dark-ish turquoise color of the forums. c:
     
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    Lactation bot! Hell yeah! Also... what's a "donker?"
     
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    That means... The new TTT was Advanced Warfare all along... #8SHIT
     
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    What the hell is Stardate
     
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    Trekkies unite!
     
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    You have 20 seconds to comply :p
     
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    #16 TheSmile, Apr 2, 2015
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