King of the hill

I pee on the hill and on everyone in this thread making it all mine.

 

I drink milk so the debuff goes away.

I hit you with a CSGO knife

Stat track: 1337 kills

Factory New

Mine

 

The CS:GO community surrounds you and you absorb their cancer. RIP.

My hill.

 

I don't play CS:GO, doesn't affect me. While they chase you off the hill I reclaim it.

My hill.

 

I get the golden pan and burning killer exclusive in one day. the tf2 community runs over to me, all while knocking you over, and the hat ignites you in flames.

my hill

 

You are marked as a scammer on SR and banned from all trading communities, including HG. You lose all your fans and fade away into nothingness. I reclaim the hill with the best hat in TF2, the gibus.

My hill.

 

I travel to Europe to log in under a different IP. I start fresh, and while you aren't looking, I steal your gibus, throwing it into an incinerator. Without your idol, you cannot live. you shoot yourself, and I claim the hill for myself

 

There's plenty of gibuses out there, and I grab another one. You quit TF2 after experiencing unbearable lag on most of HG's servers.

My hill.

 

i buy a new computer

problem solved

 

You used your TF2 inventory to buy that computer. You become poor and powerless. I take over the hill.

My hill.

 

I forgot what this thread was here for.

 

Claiming hills, of which I am the king.

My hill.

 

All the new forum members are now going to raid this thread :/

I set up GabeN GenSex Security Guards around the hill, securing every bit with a wallet destroyer

 

That doesn't exist. I walk back onto the hill.

My hill.

 

Nope.

MY HILL.

 

As you did nothing to stop Tim from taking the ownership, I come in and shoot you both with snipers

 

I use to main sniper. 1v1 me sniper m8


I headshotted you and won.


MY HILL

 

sniper duel? nah I'll just go stock+sticky jumper and blow you up.

My hill.