King of the hill

The harpoon doesn't do much damage, as it only makes the opponent bleed.

I grab a health kit from below, and grab a beggars bazooka from a dead body, using that to rocket jump and spam you with crockets, as random crits were in my favor. As you are about to die, I grab that stupid gibus off your head, and throw it off the cliff into fire, later on throwing you off too.

Before you respawn, I call up 5 of my friends on Steam, and they go engineer to build defenses on the hill.

 

"State of the art storm trooper protection" that armor didnt help those guys one bit

 

Turns out that dead body wasn't dead at all. And you took my beggars. I pick it back up, destroy all your sentries and your friends with my TF2 skillz to pay the billz, and continue my quest to a Hale's Own Beggars Bazooka.

My hill.

 

At 7999 kills on your beggars, it gets deleted from the game and you cry yourself to sleep, where then I stab you. My hill.

 

8500 is a Hale's Own, and since mine isn't duped, it stays intact and in my backpack. I rejoice and kill you with a crocket from it, and make you its 8000 kill. Congrats!

My hill.

 

You thought you killed me with that crocket, until I airblast it back at you and you die.

My hill.

 

Shame the frying pan you always use can't airblast. You're still dead.

My hill.

 

I shank your anus, making you clench it as I kick you off.

The hill is now mine.

 

I grab my dank lord homies from AT2, and together we destroy you with Secret Dewritew Stash I have.

I make sure to wear a party hat too.

My
Hill
Ya Nerd

 

I throw a potato at lecatzz for I am poor and don't have money for a fancy weapon. The potato kills lecatzz... my hill

 

Well because my name is Enstage, and its pronounced on-stage, theoretically I must be on a stage at all times. In the this instance, I think the hill would be a perfect stage hence, using nothing but a strong will power and death stare I pressured Newt into leaving the hill to me.

My hill.

 

Awww you bested me with random crit!

No worries.

I hit you with a wad of dosh.
Not only does it leave a forever lasting burn, but it also scars you emotionally.

As you cry, I push you off the hill
Mine

 

It was my hill anyway, so idk what you pushed him off.

 

Gets confused by all the TF2 references
Lets you guys "fight" for the hill and leaves thos thread forever

 

The game is supposed to go on forever. The next person finds a creative way to rid the previous person off the hill.

EDIT: We seemed to have posted around the same time

 

Mine was 7 hours before hand.

To keep the game going without getting too distracted:

I tripped and fell off the hill, it is now Lecatzz's hill.

 

Kill me then.

 

I throw a potato and kill lecatzz... my hill

 

I run at you and reflect your potato back at you.

My hill.

 

I catch the potato as its reflected at my face, I give up because I can't 1v1 tim, I hire a hitman to kill tim... he succeds.. it is now my hill