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  1. Just Navlis

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    Greetings and welcome to the Joke Library were you can post all of your beloved puns jokes and co. into

    i Shall Beginn:

    3 vampires reunited after many years in a castle and have a bet on who can drink the most blood for dinner.

    The oldest goes first, returns after an hour. the others ask him: "where have you been?". which he responds with: i was at a childs birthday party you wont believe how delicous it was.

    optimistic the second one flys away and returns in 2 hours. again the others ask him: "and where have you been?" in which he responds: i found a late night press conference and you wont believe how tasty their blood was.

    now the last and youngest one goes off into the night happy and positive he will find something good. suprisingly he returns after 20 minutes with blood all over his face. the others very suprised ask him: "what did you do?" in which he replies: guys you wont believe this i was here flying and crashed into wall and suddenly there was so much blood out of nowhere!!! :D

    do you have a joke you would like to tell?
     
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    Reggie Please, say it more clearly
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    A MEI ZING
     
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    Your mom




    I win
     
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    seriously?
     
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    Fidget spinners are cool
     
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    A man walks into a bar.
    OUCH!
    2 men walk into a bar.
    OUCH! OUCH!
    3 men walk into a bar.
    OUCH! OUCH! OUCH!
     
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