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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Discussion in 'General / Off-Topic' started by Sugoni, Jul 14, 2017.

  1. Sugoni

    Sugoni 19 =/= 14
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    Idk i'm not a biologist.
    Although i've heard it's about 36cm^3 (or 14.17 in freedom units)
     
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    when the woodchuck chucked wood that the chuck wood chuks ago would the woodchuck have chucked wood or the wood chuck wood chuck that wood chuck the chuckwood to chuck wood?
     
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    Nothing, cause he's weak as f*ck
     
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    What if in the future, woodchucks chuck other woodchucks?
     
  5. Sugoni

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    If woodchucks chuck other woodchucks in place of the wood that the woodchuck chucks then the woodchuck population of woodchucks would decrease as the amount of woodchucks increases due to an error in woodchuck based mathematics.
    That being said, woodchuckology is the ology of woodchucks which still needs to be explored via woodchucks who chuck wood.
     
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    conclusion: dont chop the trees. no more woodchucking then
     
  7. Sugoni

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    Woodchucks need to woodchuck to live, hence the name woodchuck. The question is how much wood could a woodchuck chuck is a woodchuck could chuck wood. If the amount of wood that a woodchuck could chuck is no wood chucked by the woodchuck then the woodchucks would have to be called something other than a woodchuck
     
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    You better not woodchuck my episode tomorrow or else I will be proceeding to level hundred.
     
  9. Sugoni

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    wat?
     
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    Don't do this to me Sugoni.
     
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    A woodchuck would chuck all the wood it could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
     
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    If he held saw in his little paw, a ton of wood he could. (an old rhyme I was taught)
     
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