Grant a Wish

Granted but you die from the high amount of blood loss from the erection

I wish I had my Purple Enegy Phantom

 

Granted but the wings you desired actually were chicken wings.

I wish I could run as fast as lightning.

 

Granted but your flesh would tear off because of the force.

I wish for unlimited supply of drink.

 

Granted. But you can't drive it.

I wish I could fly.

 

Granted but a plane hits you.

I wish I had a Stormy Storm Gibus.

 

Granted but its halloween restricted.

I wish the world was like Minecraft.

 

Granted, but you will permanantly spawn in lava; endlessly drowning.

I wish I could live forever.

 

Granted but you do not stay young forever and instead grow older and older while never dying.

I wish I could uncrate a high tier unusual on my first unbox.

 

Granted but your "high tier" turns out to be a Nuts and Bolts unusual that only goes for 10 keys.

I wish I had noclip irl.

 

Granted, but you accidentaly noclip straight to hell.

I wish I could play the cello really awesomley.

 

Granted but nobody wants to listen to it.

I wish I could run faster.

 

Granted but you end up running so fast your skin comes off.

I wish I could have a U.G.C. Highlander medal.

 

Granted. But you deleted it cause you thought it was a crate.

I wish I could teleport.

 

Granted, you get a toy helicopter.

I wish I could talk to animals.