Grant a Wish

i accept that dead for his living. granted u became ur photo no steam but was forever alone.
i wish that i did not have to kill wjnwigjg bury my dog behind a lake.

 

No wonder this thread died, no one can understand zom's question enough to answer it .

 

I wish that the up-coming highlander event goes well

 

Granted, the highlander event will go well
I wish for my mother to beat lung cancer and for my family to be blessed

 

Fairly sure theres supposed to be a catch such as: Granted it will go well but "blank".

 

I wish I could be able to control time

 

Granted but you would never know the exact time or date.

I wish for world peace.

 

Granted, but everyone who achieves peace dies after 1 week.

I wish I wasn't so fat or lazy.

 

Granted, but you loose weight by becoming an anorexic who works out 24/7.

I wish I could never be tired.

 

Granted, but you loose weight by becoming anorexic.

I wish I could never be tired.

 

Granted, But you will never be able to sleep again.

I wish for Money.

 

You are now a millionaire with 100000.00 Ugandian Shillings.

I wish I could grow a proper beard (that isn't basically invisible stubble)

 

I wish I had 79 Trillion Dollars.

 

To Fog: Granted but your beard grows at an alarming rate and never stops growing.
To Bonqueefius: Granted but you are now running for president, you become racist, and everyone hates you. Cough* Donald Trump

I wish I could never worry.

 

If you could never worry then you could basically never fear death. You would die later from trying a dangerous stunt.

 

Wish I had all the time in the world.

 

Granted you now have all the time in the world.

Too bad the world only has 24 hours till it stops existing.

I wish I can skateboard till I die.

 

Granted, your wheels get caught on a pebble and you break your neck and die.

I wish I never had the biological need to go to the bathroom. (As in, my body uses everything I eat or drink and there is no need for it to be expelled)

 

Granted, But your kidneys fail in 3 minutes.

I wish I could fly.

 

Granted but you turn into a fly after an hour
I wish I could have more wishes